Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
So this is happening in less than a week. Just a reminder that you’re mortal.

Come on, do you really think we’re just going to spend the next seven weeks ambling about picking up litter?
I AM EXCITE!
(Source: theasbofive, via annie-has-moved)
Jesse, you are wrong on so many levels. Just look at your face please.
For @ChanellyBell lol
(via fsufeministalumna)
#i honestly have no idea what they were talking about #i was not paying attention
not even kidding all i could see were torsos and tits during that scene
afterwards i turned to my friend and asked what they were talking about
she had no idea
i doubt anyone did
there should have been subtitles jesus
They were talking?
No but seriously, they were talking?
there were words
what
they were making their plan to go to Hogwarts and harry made a clever line
wow I’m a dork I guess for listening to what they said xD
if there were subtitles, who would have read them?
I didn’t even notice there was an ocean behind them.
I remember Harry’s clever line. But that’s the only thing that caught my ear. My eyes were doing most of the work.
My brother leaned over and told me stop drooling. Yes I was checking or Rupert. #FightMe.


