(Source: faceoffailure, via capt-mcswaggins)
Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
#i honestly have no idea what they were talking about #i was not paying attention
not even kidding all i could see were torsos and tits during that scene
afterwards i turned to my friend and asked what they were talking about
she had no idea
i doubt anyone did
there should have been subtitles jesus
They were talking?
No but seriously, they were talking?
there were words
what
they were making their plan to go to Hogwarts and harry made a clever line
wow I’m a dork I guess for listening to what they said xD
if there were subtitles, who would have read them?
I didn’t even notice there was an ocean behind them.
I remember Harry’s clever line. But that’s the only thing that caught my ear. My eyes were doing most of the work.
My brother leaned over and told me stop drooling. Yes I was checking or Rupert. #FightMe.
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
OH MY GOD
HE HAD A FERRET
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE
I LOVE FERRETS
I’VE WANTED ONE FOR YEARS
can I just say that I am forever loling at that kid and his hairstyle
like
you do not have nearly as much swag as your daddy did when he was your age
Harry obv bought a ferret for his son just to taunt Draco.
lol srsly that was my first thought
But there were a lot of animals on that train that I don’t recall being acceptable pets. There was a raven, a dove, and the ferret…. Then again, I guess rats were never permitted, either, even though Ron had one. It was just an owl, a cat, or a toad, right?
But anyway I wish it was a white ferret, that would’ve been hilarious.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. FERRET!!!!!
This fully solidifies (in my mind) that he and Scorpius will be friends. And Scorpius will date Rose. The ferret will be the conversation starter, and Rose will tell the story Ron told her. Scorpius will hate her.
SOMEONE GO WRITE A FANFIC ON THIS PLEASE.
You know what would have been great though?
IF ANY OF THOSE TAKES MADE IT INTO THE MOVIE.
Bloody fucking hell.
(Source: fistfullofweasley, via willthethird)
This is creepy as fuck.
AND EVEN, IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN, WHYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU PUT THE “NEW INFORMATION” BITS. THE MOVIE HASN’T BEEN OUT FOR 5 HOURS YET, SPOILER TAG YOUR SHIT PLEASE.
HOW FUCKING RUDE ARE Y’ALL?!
Clearly.
I gotta be honest, I love my DraMione but this last movie is going to completely destroy my enjoyment of it for quite a while. I’m reading all the fanfic I can stomach until then.
All my other ships are cannon anyway. Except Charlie. Why did he have to end up alone!? We couldn’t find a nice boy for him to end up with? I recommend Oliver Wood.
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