Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
This made me laugh so hard that I had to stop everything and put my head in my hands.
Well played.
This is the like the fourth time I’ve reblogged this.
I’m sure I’ve reblogged this but it made me snort so it’s obvz worth a reblog.
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