The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain
Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
“please let me in the house dad i am scare”
Peacocks are scary.
(Source: catasters, via timothydelaghetto)
Notorious organized crime gang caught in action
“There are two types of squirrels”
WHAT THE DEVIL IS THAT
(Source: cineraria, via royalxanadu)
“this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself”