Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.

OMFG STOP WITH YOUR FACE DAMN IT
Alexa, do you know how much I think of Church when I see this?
(Source: kenyanmade)
Bryson Andres is my new crush. Yep. All about him.
This is him covering Beyonce’s ‘Halo’ on an electric violin. Someone let him know I make excellent breakfast, and will give him hand massages so his fingers won’t hurt from serenading me, thanks.
While a lot of the actors in HP series are attractive, I feel like my personal fave Alfie Enoch doesn’t get enough love.
I could live in those dimples.

Can I haz? You can keep the money.
Every teller in Bank of America, make em all count
You gone need the whole staff to add up the amount…
It’s gonna take to pay me off to keep me out your house
vanillamilkshakes:cocainepancakes:rain365:siaamor:yeahhightopjordan:
<3 I love this beautiful ass face of his.
He look like he’s confused as to why his ass is up a mountain.
“Deliever him from EVA!!”
Lance Gross is EVERYTHING & MORE!
I just realized this man has a tattoo that says “Dark N Lovely”. He is, but that’s just damn funny.




