The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain


Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
katchin05 - March 14, 2012 8:58 AM - Text
Re-Reading “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”

All my Dramione shipper dreams have been destroyed.

[Draco, to Ron & Harry, as Crabbe & Goyle] “But I know one thing - last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So I bet it’s a matter of time before one of them’s killed this time …. I hope it’s Granger,” he said with relish.”

Ugh. He said that unprovoked.

katchin05 - August 22, 2011 9:01 PM - Photoset
katchin05 - August 15, 2011 12:21 AM - Photo
ohyeahharrypotterftw:

they get whole pizzas to themselves..

Notice how everyone else looks human, and Emma is like “Fuck y’all. I am a glamazon at all times.”

ohyeahharrypotterftw:

they get whole pizzas to themselves..

Notice how everyone else looks human, and Emma is like “Fuck y’all. I am a glamazon at all times.”

(via capt-mcswaggins)

katchin05 - July 20, 2011 12:41 PM - Photo

(Source: -morning)

katchin05 - July 19, 2011 11:15 AM - Photoset

This is creepy as fuck.

Harry Potter life-like baby dolls

katchin05 - July 15, 2011 3:30 AM - Text
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING SCREENCAPS FROM THE FILM ALREADY?

AND EVEN, IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN, WHYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU PUT THE “NEW INFORMATION” BITS. THE MOVIE HASN’T BEEN OUT FOR 5 HOURS YET, SPOILER TAG YOUR SHIT PLEASE.

HOW FUCKING RUDE ARE Y’ALL?!

katchin05 - June 17, 2011 1:16 PM - Photo
I gotta be honest, I love my DraMione but this last movie is going to completely destroy my enjoyment of it for quite a while. I’m reading all the fanfic I can stomach until then.
All my other ships are cannon anyway. Except Charlie. Why did he have to end up alone!? We couldn’t find a nice boy for him to end up with? I recommend Oliver Wood.

I gotta be honest, I love my DraMione but this last movie is going to completely destroy my enjoyment of it for quite a while. I’m reading all the fanfic I can stomach until then.

All my other ships are cannon anyway. Except Charlie. Why did he have to end up alone!? We couldn’t find a nice boy for him to end up with? I recommend Oliver Wood.

(via kimlennox)

katchin05 - June 2, 2011 1:51 AM - Video

I am actually sitting hear with tears running down my face. I have to go to sleep, right now. When Hermione started reading Regulus’ letter, I lost it. 

[h/t to Sade]