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Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
katchin05 - January 22, 2012 9:32 PM - Text
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katchin05 - January 12, 2011 1:43 PM - Photo
inspectorspeculum: I LOATHE this woman. My sister & I were having a conversation about if we threw a party w/ all the people from FoodNetwork, how awesome that would be. But then, someone would tweet about it or put in or facebook, and Giada would show up with snacks. We’d cut the lights, make everyone hide, and tell her it was a mistake -  but take the snacks. Then Alton Brown, Nigella, Michael Symon and Claire Robinson would make fun of her gift basket. We were sober during this conversation. We just watch too much Food Network

inspectorspeculum:

I LOATHE this woman.

My sister & I were having a conversation about if we threw a party w/ all the people from FoodNetwork, how awesome that would be. But then, someone would tweet about it or put in or facebook, and Giada would show up with snacks. We’d cut the lights, make everyone hide, and tell her it was a mistake -  but take the snacks. Then Alton Brown, Nigella, Michael Symon and Claire Robinson would make fun of her gift basket.

We were sober during this conversation. We just watch too much Food Network

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#Giada is the friend no one likes  
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