katchin05 - May 10, 2012 12:33 AM - Quote
I always choose an opening line that borders on the absurd. “I like the way you make that pink push-up bra look intellectual” – and if she is the kind of sexually ambiguous woman that likes this kind of attention, she will laugh.
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Staceyann Chin, “Why chasing straight women still thrills me”
Ma’am… best opener in the history of ever.