Spoiler break/tagged for the obvious reasons

I like Mels. Did the one black girl have to be a criminal tho?
“You told me he was funny, you never said he was hot”
And why does Amy count as a boy?
OMG….. Young Amy/Rory!
LMAO She thought Rory was gay! Ahhhhhhhahahaha!!!! YOU big dummy
—- Their relationship makes so much more sense now. 
She shot the TARDIS. She. Shot. The. TARDIS.
Nazi robots. Bad.
Robots who clone you tho?! Doubleplusungood.
THEN SHRINK YOU… fuck.
Antibodies. Don’t like them. Nope
Oh, so they killed the robot assassin that was supposed to kill Hitler, that was too early.
No! Hitler cannot get in the TARDIS.  [He doesn’t]
But Hitler in the cupboard. Lol.
OH SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The Doctor is a war criminal?!
—-“It’s her” RIVER? THE TARDIS?!
Is Mels a regeneration of River? OR is she a criminal!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
—-AHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
—-“Last time I did this, I ended up a toddler, in the middle of Ney York”
—-Your daughter is your Black, childhood best friend, who is also a TimeLady……. This is the best show on the entire planet
Oh. She does the kill the Doctor.
What. Please…. What…. All this kissing and flirting….
—-The hallucinogenic lipstick!!!!
I fucking love Melody Pond. From a deep place that I don’t fully understand.
Yes Rorrryyyyyyy
These Robots…..
“Remember Kennedy?” What? Huh?
—-If a motorcycle jumps over a tank like they wanted, this show wins everything.
Oh, he’s feels guilty about him last 3 companions. He feels guilty that’s he deen
Regeneration disabled? What?
“You will be fine for 31 minutes. You will die in 32 minutes”
Fish fingers and custard?
“You killed the Doctor on the orders of the Silence, an academy of The Question. do you accept this to be true?”
—-The Silence isn’t a species? So who were the wet squishy aliens?
Ok, so he came from Amy/Rory wedding
Why isn’t he surprised that Amy’s a judgmental killer robot?
Time travel justice department? What? Who do they work for?
—-Who’s the mothership? Where’d they get beamed up to?
“I’m River Song, check your records again” makes SO much more sense
When was she programmed to be this killer? How did she get *back* to the 60s if she was born in the future? And there’s about a 20 year gap til Amy’s childhood
Fuuuck…What does he whisper to her? Sleep, or sweet something? She’s amazing?
IS SHE GIVING HIM HER REGENERATIONS? WHAT -So she won’t be saved after the Library
“As firsts dates go, I’d say that’s mixed signals”
Luna Universities 5123 
“Oh Pond, haven’t you figured that out yet?” No, because I’d be in the damn TARDIS if I did. Museums? Physic paper?