10 Chappelle's Show Skits My Wife and I Still Quote On A Weekly Basis

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katchin05 - June 16, 2012 12:25 AM - Text

10 Chappelle’s Show Skits My Wife and I Still Quote On A Weekly Basis

notreallykira:

austinkleon:

#1: “You know where you got that shirt, and it sure wasn’t the men’s department.”

Skit: Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories — Prince

Context: General fashion mockery.

#2: “Fuck yo’ couch!”

Skit: Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories — Rick James

Context: General disapproval.

#3: “I Star 69-ed you, you dirty ho!”

Skit: When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Brenda Johnson

Context: Returning each other’s phone calls.

#4: “How’s it taste, motherfucker?!?”

Skit: Samuel L. Jackson Beer

Context: Kitchen table.

#5: “It tastes just like it smells… delicious!”

Skit: Tyrone Biggums Classroom Visit

Context: Restaurants, food trailers.

#6: “Bitch, you cookin?”

Skit: Black Bush

Context: whispered behind someone’s back

#7: “Granny, don’t!”

Skit: When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Darius James

Context: simultaneous bathroom occupation

#8: “If I had my way, I’d never work… I’d paint, and read, and play violin. I’d climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing.”

Skit: Making The Band

Context: discussing a day at work

#9: “Yay-yuh!”

Skit: A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon

Context: affirmation

#10: “Night, night…keep your butthole tight!”

Skit: The Mad Real World

Context: tucking the dog in at night

“how’s it taste, motherfucker” and “fuck your couch” are conversational mainstays round these parts.