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The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain


Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
katchin05 - May 1, 2012 9:30 AM - Photo
needlesslycrunk: I’M A NINJA BITCHYOU CAN’T EVEN SEE MEI’M A NINJA BITCHYOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAI’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA I’M A SHADOW NIGGA (WHAT!)I’M A GHOST BITCH (WHAT!)AM I EVEN HERE? (YEAH!)I’M NOT EVEN HERE (I CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOU PRETTY PLAINLY!) WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREWAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREWAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREWAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE GET OFF MY LAP NIGGAGET OFF MY LAP NIGGAI’M TRYING TO KILL YOUGET OFF MY LAP NIGGA

needlesslycrunk:

I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME
I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME

I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA
I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA

I’M A SHADOW NIGGA (WHAT!)
I’M A GHOST BITCH (WHAT!)
AM I EVEN HERE? (YEAH!)
I’M NOT EVEN HERE (I CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOU PRETTY PLAINLY!)

WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE

GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
I’M TRYING TO KILL YOU
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA

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    ninja/master of disguise
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    The fuck…
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    lmao i remember this shit! this is that man that got caught tryna cross the border as a minivan seat…no sir.
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    CANNOT. DEAL.
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    idk why this actually made me laugh!
  25. sheishurr reblogged this from twerkjabi and added:
    lmfaoooooooo
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    Good. Fucking. Bye.
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    Copeless.
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