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katchin05 - April 15, 2012 8:29 PM - Video

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: Three-year-old Kirsten refuses to take her bowl to the sink.

“I can’t do it!”

Sobs.

“I’m not big enough!”

More sobs.

“It’s too heavy!”

Hysterical wailing.

Spoiler alert: Kirsten’s headed for a nap.

[sayomg]

Somebody get this kid a Tony, jeez.

(Source: thedailywhat, via whompthatwillow)

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    oh look! It’s EVERY DAY in my house. ;-/
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    hahaha brilliant
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    nossas filhas serão assim :)
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    cutest thing in a while.
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    Reblogging just for that ^^^ France is such a patient daddy.
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