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The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain


Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
katchin05 - January 28, 2012 1:54 PM - Chat
Wow. So. Very. True.
  • Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
  • I'd like to add "Why are you looking at me?!" to the "horny all the time" bit.
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