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katchin05 - January 24, 2012 10:45 AM - Quote
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.
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Mitt Romney [source] (via thenoobyorker)

LTMC: Everytime I read this quote, a unicorn dances gaily in my head ‘round a bonfire made from the corpse of my id and superego, whose heads were dashed upon the rocks of this jingoistic tautology.  All that’s left is bittersweet enmity and the laughter of mad gods.

(via letterstomycountry)

‘Sup Dawg.  I heard you love America, so we put an America into the America you believe in so you can believe in an America millions of Americans believe in while you believe in America.

(via omniventure)

…is this English…or…? 

(via ethiopienne)

reblogging for the second comment omg

(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)

It’s too early to be cackling in class it really is and now the professor is looking at me weird AND I GIVE NO FUCKS YOU HEAR ME

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