sothenshe:

A female friend recently revealed that she reads erotica novels on her e-reader with a staggering frequency. Having never read anything with Fabio featured on the cover, I asked her to send me some passages from the books. She first declined, claiming the e-reader wouldn’t let her copy and paste, but after some persistence, she finally sent me a paragraph of her choosing from one of the books:

‘I can’t hold back. I need…’ His strokes quickened. Deepened. Then Blake shouted and his cock jerked inside of her. He groaned when she squeezed his thick shaft with her interior muscles. Enthralled with his primitive response, she didn’t notice his hand dipping between her legs until he started lightly thrusting again in time to his stroking finger.

I asked her what happened next. I got back this: 

‘Come for me.’ He canted his pelvis, changing the angle so the head of his cock rubbed inside on the spot below her pubic bone. Willow lost it. Her pussy and clit pulsed together, sending her into an orgasm that robbed her of breath. Through the sexual haze floating over her she felt Blake place his hands over hers on the rail. He murmured, ‘Now I know.’

Then I told her to make up the next paragraph. She complied and this made its way to my inbox:

He murmured, ‘Now I know … what makes you come undone.’  Willow, sated and reveling in the orgasm that just shook her to the core, she cannot help but wonder what other tricks Blake has up his sleeves.

Then she told me it was my turn. I obliged:

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Cannot. Stop. Laughing.