The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain


Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
katchin05 - May 6, 2013 3:40 PM - Photo
amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!



Thats fucking adorable as hell

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

(via onnaollie)

katchin05 - May 6, 2013 1:50 PM - Photoset

starsandbars3:

she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her

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katchin05 - May 6, 2013 1:18 AM - Photo
fsufeminist:

“I want Drake to murder my vagina.” - @amandabynes #amandabynes #drake

fsufeminist:

“I want Drake to murder my vagina.” - @amandabynes #amandabynes #drake

(Source: fsufeministalumna)

katchin05 - May 6, 2013 1:14 AM - Text

legolasofthewoodlandelves:

the-dalek-in-221b:

consulting-spaceman:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky, it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin, everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine, mature and has a big history.

#supernatural is just a bunch of alcohol all at once to drown out the pain

#I found a liquor store and I drank it

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katchin05 - May 6, 2013 12:57 AM - Chat
  • Hagrid: you're a wizard, harry
  • Harry: bitch I might be
  • Joker: Are you the Batman?
  • Bruce Wayne: Bitch I might be.
  • Reporter: Are you The Iron Man.
  • Tony Stark: Burrrr!
katchin05 - May 6, 2013 12:53 AM - Photo
jensenjaundice:

jelizabethl:

Mama June and Sugar Bear got married earlier today. 

their theme was Walmart Halloween wasnt it
wasnt it

jensenjaundice:

jelizabethl:

Mama June and Sugar Bear got married earlier today

their theme was Walmart Halloween wasnt it

wasnt it

(Source: kitcater)

katchin05 - May 6, 2013 12:39 AM - Text
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

(Source: slytherinsoul-hufflepuffheart, via jensenjaundice)

katchin05 - May 6, 2013 12:39 AM - Text

brainbowunicorn:

sucha-retardis:

sucha-retardis:

what’s the best thing about living in switzerland

well the flag is a big plus

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katchin05 - May 6, 2013 12:39 AM - Text

jewlesthemagnificent:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I ain’t taking no chances.

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katchin05 - May 6, 2013 12:33 AM - Video

Hanson “Get The Girl Back”

Kat Dennings is in the video. I didn’t know I wanted this to happen until it already happened.