
Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.

so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes
Can’t we just get a Scrubs spinoff that is nothing but their bromance?
So, uh, I’m not the only person who looks at that and kinda sees Mark Ruffalo, right?
(via i-want-a-goddamn-pony)
Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents.
Alternatively
Reblog THIS ONE if you DID get the talk.
Seriously though.
My mom just gave me a book on “becoming a woman” (or something) when I was 11 or so (it was about periods and pubic hair……
I got an actual medical textbook.
I had read some of my mom’s medical books as a kid, so I was already asking questions. So she got me a basic one of my own, handed it to me, and that was that.
Kerry Washington’s MET Gala red carpet looks past and present!
2011 »»»
Oh my god.
IT’S WISHBONE! MY CHILDHOOD!
classic literature and little doges in costumes
My mom use to freaking love Wishbone.
Ah. Wishbone. This brings back so many memories.
I think I enjoyed this show more than my kids did. I LOVED Wishbone!
I wish this still came on
(Source: nowstandbackforyourownsafety)
blessedunrest-keepsusmarching:
I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
Holy shit
holy fucking shit
i find this a good enough reason to stay inside for the rest of my life
(Source: devoureth, via -iopenattheclose)
Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s biggest penis, wrote a song about it
When life gives you a 13.5” dick, sing a song about it
I”m gonna be honest, I listend to like 10 seconds of this song. I just googled, because I’ve never heard of this dude “Rolling Stone reports Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1]
Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin. ”
But where the pics doe?
(via jensenjaundice)

The Afro Puff Girls! Love it!
I dare someone to tell me this isn’t cute.
Precious though. Her braids start in her eyeballs.
Peaches goes so hard. I love Peanut too
Peaches pick is killing me
(Source: precious-henshaw)
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
…yes











