The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain


Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:58 AM - Photoset

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:48 AM - Photoset

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:46 AM - Photoset

thatfunnyblog:

 

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:45 AM - Video

emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:43 AM - Text
before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:32 AM - Photoset

Yes please, thank you very much.

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:30 AM - Answer
asker kindredsmile asked: What's your least fave chore?

You probably asked this months ago (sorry!), but dishes. I grabbed some wet food while doing them as a little kid, freaked out, and ended up slicing my thumb open.

Hated it ever since.

katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:27 AM - Photo

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katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:26 AM - Text
My mother convinced me to register @ Bed Bath & Beyond as a house warming event and sent it eeeeeevvvveeerrrywhere. My shame was outweighed by towels gifted in purple ribbon. Good luck with the move!!!

Thanks!! Just did so. Maybe I’ll ask my mom to send it out for me. I wouldn’t have the guts to ask for myself :-/

katchin05 - July 28, 2014 12:24 AM - Video

ghdos:

mroldskoolswag:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

wtf 😐😑

I’ve been laughing at this shit all weekend.