February 2010
January 2010
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
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Amber Rose is a lucky ass hoodrat.
notesonascandal:
(via iwilltouchyouatnight)
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formspring.me
Entertain me with inquiries! http://formspring.me/katchin05
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formspring.me
I didn’t say no black people. just not about blackness. Come on man, find me a damn book!
Dude, hit your local library. Browse until you find something that sounds interesting & knock yourself out.
Entertain me with inquiries!
uglyanthony:
Customer: I just want my account history. Me: You can swipe your debit card. (Customer swipes card.) Customer: Do I enter my pin? Me: It’ll tell you on the machine. Customer: It says to enter my pin. Do I enter it? Me: Uh, yeah. Customer: Like right now? This is getting annoying. Everyday I am encountered with stupid people. They’re not dumb, they’re stupid....
At 1:27 on a school night...
I am pricing season tickets for the Philadelphia Union. My internet should have a sleep timer
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formspring.me
Read those too.
Well gee… A good book w no Black people, or love that hasn’t/won’t be a movie & preferably not about “Earth”…
Try Remember Me by Lisa Takeuchi Cullen or Fear’s Empire by Benjamin Barber
Entertain me with inquiries!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
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“(716): I’d call her a cunt, but she dooesn’t seem to have the depth...”
– texts from last night
“(678): My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email...”
– texts from last night
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formspring.me
I read that one.
You mean Fahrenheit 451? Try ‘West of Kabul, East of New York’ by Tamim Ansary
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formspring.me
Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship?
Either can work for me, as long as there’s honesty & trust. In the long term, I’d prefer a single committed relationship. I know that’s it’s easier for me to open up in a one-to-one situation.
Entertain me with inquiries!
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evangelworldorder:
Robin Thicke- Stupid Things
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “We’ve decided we need a warmer blue in our logo.”
Me: “Blue is a cool color.”
Client: “Well, just make it warmer, whatever that takes.”
Me: “It’s impossible. Blue either becomes green or purple.”
Client: “We don’t like either of those options. Just do your best to warm it up without changing it dramatically. You’re the designer. We know you can do it.”
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"If the Haitian people are looters, would the...
wilsworld:
(via mzreport)
“I sometimes wonder what the fuck I’m doing. I have these accidents, these...”
– John Mayer, Rolling Stone (February 4, 2010 Issue) (via justahappykid) (via fuckyeahjohnmayer)
oscarthegrouch:
Song: Hey Joe
Artist: Jimi...
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formspring.me
Please recommend a good book that doesn’t have to do with: Love, Blackness, Earth, or anything else like that. Oh and a real book, not nothing that was written just to hopefully be adapted into a movie.
I’ll recommend Farenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury. I don’t believe it’s been turned into a movie.
Entertain me with inquiries!
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
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formspring.me
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
At about 3 I decided I wanted to be a vet. Didn’t change my mind until I was 17
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Numbers →
azspot:
GDP of Haiti: $8.5 billion.
Goldman Sachs bonus pool: $20 billion.
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A quandry: What if that One, the person who’s so close to perfect that you think they’re fantasy comes along… and you’re not ready for them?
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If You've Pissed Off Roger Ebert... Just Hang It...
A Letter to Rush Limbaugh/ / / January 14, 2010
To: Rush Limbaugh From: Roger Ebert You should be horse-whipped for the insult you have paid to the highest office of our nation. Having followed President Obama’s suggestion and donated money to the Red Cross for relief in Haiti, I was offended to hear you suggest the President might be a thief capable of stealing money intended for the...
