Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Amber Rose is a lucky ass hoodrat.
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I didn’t say no black people. just not about blackness. Come on man, find me a damn book! Dude, hit your local library. Browse until you find something that sounds interesting & knock yourself out. Entertain me with inquiries!
uglyanthony: Customer: I just want my account history. Me: You can swipe your debit card. (Customer swipes card.) Customer: Do I enter my pin? Me: It’ll tell you on the machine. Customer: It says to enter my pin. Do I enter it? Me: Uh, yeah. Customer: Like right now? This is getting annoying. Everyday I am encountered with stupid people. They’re not dumb, they’re stupid....
At 1:27 on a school night...
I am pricing season tickets for the Philadelphia Union. My internet should have a sleep timer
Read those too. Well gee… A good book w no Black people, or love that hasn’t/won’t be a movie & preferably not about “Earth”… Try Remember Me by Lisa Takeuchi Cullen or Fear’s Empire by Benjamin Barber Entertain me with inquiries!
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(716): I’d call her a cunt, but she dooesn’t seem to have the depth...– texts from last night
(678): My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email...– texts from last night
I read that one. You mean Fahrenheit 451? Try ‘West of Kabul, East of New York’ by Tamim Ansary Entertain me with inquiries!
Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship? Either can work for me, as long as there’s honesty & trust. In the long term, I’d prefer a single committed relationship. I know that’s it’s easier for me to open up in a one-to-one situation. Entertain me with inquiries!
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clientsfromhell: Client: “We’ve decided we need a warmer blue in our logo.” Me: “Blue is a cool color.” Client: “Well, just make it warmer, whatever that takes.” Me: “It’s impossible. Blue either becomes green or purple.” Client: “We don’t like either of those options. Just do your best to warm it up without changing it dramatically. You’re the designer. We know you can do it.”
"If the Haitian people are looters, would the...
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I sometimes wonder what the fuck I’m doing. I have these accidents, these...– John Mayer, Rolling Stone (February 4, 2010 Issue) (via justahappykid) (via fuckyeahjohnmayer)
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Please recommend a good book that doesn’t have to do with: Love, Blackness, Earth, or anything else like that. Oh and a real book, not nothing that was written just to hopefully be adapted into a movie. I’ll recommend Farenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury. I don’t believe it’s been turned into a movie. Entertain me with inquiries!
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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? At about 3 I decided I wanted to be a vet. Didn’t change my mind until I was 17 Entertain me with inquiries!
azspot: GDP of Haiti: $8.5 billion. Goldman Sachs bonus pool: $20 billion.
A quandry: What if that One, the person who’s so close to perfect that you think they’re fantasy comes along… and you’re not ready for them?
If You've Pissed Off Roger Ebert... Just Hang It...
A Letter to Rush Limbaugh/ / / January 14, 2010 To: Rush Limbaugh From: Roger Ebert You should be horse-whipped for the insult you have paid to the highest office of our nation. Having followed President Obama’s suggestion and donated money to the Red Cross for relief in Haiti, I was offended to hear you suggest the President might be a thief capable of stealing money intended for the...