October 2009
September 2009
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theduty:
Pantomime Fail.
wait wait wait.
i thought Barney was a children’s show?!?!
turns out, it was just a haven for half-hearted sexual education.
i, for one, am APPALLED.
I still sing this song when I brush my teeth! lol :-/
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Does anyone know if there are balsamic vinegar chips? That would be awesome if there was such a thing.
Bascially...
rulesformyunbornson:
391. In her dad’s eyes, until you marry her, you’re not in the picture.
Thanks to papermountains for the winning caption!
NEW COUPLE ALERT!: Al Sharpton & LisaRaye! →
zerbit:
EWWWW. EWWWWWWW! WHO ENDORSED THIS?! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
To hell with both of them.
"Oh so you like them colors huh?"
I wear what I wear because I like it. I don’t do this shit for you or anyone else. Whatever color, style, shape, pattern, etc is about me - not you or how you feel about it. It means what it means to you do to *your* experience, which I CLEARLY do not share. You need to get off your own dick if you think I care in the slightest about flattering/emulating you. Furthermore, I am a student, a...
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'Scuse me
When did Kelly Osbourne get all flyy and pretty’ around the face? She’s looking great these days.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
In 1988, Campbell appeared on the cover of French...
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(678): His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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SHE WAS PREGNANT AND THEN SHE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN,...
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lindstifa:
Two babies. Two due dates. What. The. Fuck.
She should have tried more superfellation if you know what I mean…
in case you missed it
I swear the writer must have gotten paid a bonus per use of some version of the word “superfetation”)
Do y’all understand how SCARY that is!?!?
Why everything that’s supposed to be bad, make me feel so good? Why everything they tell me not to is exactly what I would?
Reblog with the most awkward song that could play...
zerbit:
bumblevision:
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crabbyalissa:
iseeellis:
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“Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus.
“Everybody Have Fun Tonight” by Wang Chung.
Turkey in the Straw (“hey, hey, hey!”)
I Want to Hold Your Hand, The Beatles
Anything by Kirk Franklin or Donnie McClurkin.
Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex
I’d rather have one kid buy my album and it encourages him to be a professor or...
– — Lupe Fiasco
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theidiotking:
alanfm78:
Psycho Girl Forgets Boyfriend is in Europe.
LMAO!
This is well worth your time. It’s crazy.
Holy shit, so good.
Communication FAIL. If I were her, I’d have started worrying about him being hurt, shot and/or locked up since your best friends and your MOM don’t know where you are!
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‘Together Again’ just came on my iPod & I’m crying/laughing on the back of the bus. My Aunt Pam is in heavin jigging to MJ. I know she is.
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I know my reasons for making the decisions that I have, but the fact that good number of my friends/associates are Greek is damn awkward at times. I have to keep reminding people that I am not an interest, and reminding uninformed interests that I am not member nor am I going to be able to help.
I wish folks would remember that these people are just people, and people who I happen to be be cool...
preparing a lecture...
str8nochaser:
… for students that I KNOW didn’t read ahead of time. Cuz they never do. And in about 40 minutes, I’m going to get a barrage of e mails asking where the lecture is (do they not realize I have another JOB and a LIFE? Apparently not. All profs sit in their offices with their thumbs up their asses all day o_O).
They figure that pre reading the lecture will make up for not reading the...
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Knowing that you weren’t missed is a very strange feeling.
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katchin05:
Dear God,
please send me someone to come twist my locs.
*cries*
i know. i want somebody to come do mine too. although, doing them myself is so empowering. it says “i don’t need anybody to get myself right!”
You’re right. I loved when I got there with my fro & I can’t wait to get to that point again. But right now, I’m 12 weeks in and...
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Dear God,
please send me someone to come twist my locs.
*cries*
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
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