Smart wo/man
(248): Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
November 2009
“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”
—JFK (via rulesformyunbornson)
Listen
Can’t Stop Partying, Weezer feat Lil’ Wayne
“Party like tomorrow is my funeral, gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals! And the unusual is the fucking usual, man my life is beauitful and my girls are mutual.”
Weezy always comes correct. Not a mashup by some teenage laptop DJ, Jermaine Dupri produced this track for Weezer’s new album, Ratitude. Frat boys strumming Sweater Song in their dorm room while they wait for the roofies to kick in will never be the same.
Weezer and… Lil Wayne? Please excuse me, my brain is exploding. All that I love & all that I loathe in a single track… I don’t know how to compute this.
Play
Somebody tell Bobby Valentino to sit the fuck down somewhere.
(via jbcharisma)
Blackberry Molasses,one of the things that never chaaaaaaaaaaange!Lol
Wooooooow! GNR!!! You went waaaaaay back for that one!
K…I saw the bolded part and thought someone was talking to me…. that’s my other innanets handle. Not because of the song though….
And stop that “GNR” crap. Thx, Mgmt. :)
Concurred & cosigned @ all of the above.
I quit.
I’m more than fairly certain he thinks I’m a child and I cannot find any reason to counteract this line of thinking.
He’s too good for me and out of my league and all those other cliched phrases I never used or believed until he quietly appeared. I could push the limits of my creativity and wit, expose every nuance of the culture I’ve been blessed with, exhaust myself scholastically yet I still wouldn’t be good enough.
I haven’t the slightest clue how to handle this. I’m going to go eat brownie ice cream and French-bread pizza.
1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone.
Because I feel better knowing some of you know this.
Ladies….
Holy shit that worked
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Read it all, please - this is just a snippet. (via thesmarttart) (via robot-heart-politics) (via inothernews) (via str8nochaser)
Abortion is a very broad term. The pro-life contingent would like you to think it only applies to selfish, irresponsible women, murdering babies out of fear of inconvenience. That’s a caricature they have invented to push their own agenda. Many of the women who seek out abortions are women who have been raped, who have learned that their child could not survive, have learned that giving birth could physically and permanently harm them. Or, thanks to newer and vaguer language, women who have already lost the life they were carrying, and need intervention to save their own.
I was one of the latter. I hope I will be lucky enough to never be again. But if I am, I hope the insurers don’t force me to carry that fetus until I medically harm myself, all for the sake of saying that they do not cover abortion services.
” —Robin Marty, Will the Stupak Amendment Force Women Who’ve Miscarried to Lose Insurance Coverage? I Think So | RHRealityCheck.orgRead it all, please - this is just a snippet. (via thesmarttart) (via robot-heart-politics) (via inothernews) (via str8nochaser)
(202): i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
(626): Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
