There is a man in our town that goes by the name “baton bob” and he is seriously the most fabulous man I have ever seen. He dresses up in costumes and does dance routines with a baton on the streets for everyone. He also directs traffic.
He wins the world.
He is everything.
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.