Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.
(To Westboro Baptist Church)
"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"
Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”
ooooooohhhh I can’t wait
I love this woman
This succinctly explains why black people shame each other.
Perfect!!!!! This is such a hard concept to explain. Ughhhh I love this woman.
By @vtolesback “regram @ux2s
6 killings in 34 days… maybe we should go to iraq since that’s the only place killings unarmed americans are not tolerated cause that sure as hell isn’t the case in america… maybe then #Obama will address it as an unacceptable problem #ferguson #ericgarner #mikebrown #ezellford #johncrawford #danteparker #kajiemepowell #stoptheviolence #stopshootingus #handsup #dontshoot #blackoutmonday #blackman #wakeup #endangered” via @PhotoRepost_app #Louisiana (at Monterrey)
The #TIMEtitles Twitter response to Time Magazine’s in depth look at the term (“of endearment”), “bae” has me rollin’…
I need help I can’t breathe!
"Bitch I might be: Your guide to positive self-declaration"
OH MY GOD I AM CACKLING :D
this was one of my favorites. Black twitter slays again